72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 11 July 2023

To go faster had always been

The snail’s greatest wish

So, he took his shell off

But it just made him Sluggish

I ate a vegan sausage roll

And was pleasantly surprised

Considering they don’t eat meat

Vegans are very tasty guys

The Mayoress unveiled a large bust

At the civic centre

When her blouse was accidentally

Torn open by a Councillor.

Are you wearing a tux?

Urgh that thing really sucks

It’s starting to disconcert

It’s a Tux printed on a t-shirt

Exaggerations

Went up a million percent

Last year so I heard

The difference between

Pea soup and roast beef

Is simple enough to deduce

You can roast beef

Well Uncle Ben is racist

Or so the Woke decry

And that’s the end of him

So, no more Mr Rice Guy