HUMEROUS HAIKU # 15

 

The old ones are best:

What's orange and sounds like a

Parrot? A carrot

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 14

 

I don’t like sitting

In traffic, because I get

Run over, always

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 13

 

The saying goes, Time

Flies like an arrow, fruit flies

Like a banana

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 12

 

Snoop Dogg carries an

Umbrella, for a simple

Reason: Fo' drizzle!

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 11

 

Exaggerations

Went up a million percent

Last year so I heard

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 10

 

On the bottom of

The sea it twitches? because

It’s a nervous wreck

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 9

 

My next-door neighbour,

The catholic converter,

Worships exhaust pipes

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 7

 

God’s cruellest joke: when

Men figure how women work:

His manhood doesn’t

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 6

 

The left eye once said

To the right eye, Between you

And me, something smells

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 4

 

The toughest job that

I ever had, was selling

Doors, from door-to-door

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 3

 

My friend says to me:

"What rhymes with orange?" I said:

"Oh no it doesn't!"

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 1

 

I heard about the

Claustrophobic astronaut

Who wanted some space