GLASS NOT HALF FULL

 

I have to say I’m not

A “glass half full”

Type of person

I’m more of a

“Where did I put my glass”

Kind of person

I WAS TOLD I NEEDED A BRAIN TRANSPLANT

 

I was told I needed a brain transplant,

But I didn’t want anything of that kind

But the Doctors kept going on at me

So eventually they changed my mind

THE SAND WAS WET

 

The sand was wet

Very wet indeed

And that was because

The seaweed

ARE YOU WEARING A TANK TOP?

 

Are you wearing a tank top?

Someone should’ve yelled stop

I know charity shops are thrifty   

But it’sas dated in nineteen fifty

I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 9

 

I’m something of a joker

But being a comic is tough

I have a microbiology joke,

But it’s not cultured enough

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 9

 

My next-door neighbour,

The catholic converter,

Worships exhaust pipes

I DON’T RISE AND SHINE

 

I don’t rise and shine

After a night of rest

I just caffeinate and then

Hope for the best