She was popular
And adorable
So, you might say
She’s Popularable
Sunday, 2 July 2023
AFTER A LOCAL MAN WAS KILLED
After a local man was killed
By a falling piano
It has been announced
A low-key funeral will
follow
I SUFFER WITH A PHOBIA
I suffer with a phobia
But I can’t admit it
So, I’m claustrophobic
But I’m in the closet
Saturday, 1 July 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A STOVEPIPE HAT?
Are you wearing a Stovepipe Hat?
Its height certainly
exceeds
Are you trying to look
taller?
Well a very wise man
heeds
That any man is only
as tall
As the sum of his
deeds
I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 2
I’m something of a joker
People think I’m a
weirdo
I even have a Tortoise
joke
But to be fare it’s a
bit slow
DIFFERENCES # 2
There is definitely a difference,
So please make no
mistake,
Between crisps and a
condom
One of them you salt
and shake
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