Gentle Ben the Grizzly
Bear
Got in a bit of a to
do
With a Skunk, and he earned
The name Winnie the
Pooh
Sunday, 25 June 2023
GENTLE BEN THE GRIZZLY BEAR
ALL OF THE RABBITS IN THE FIELD
All of the Rabbits in the field
Hopped backwards in the
sunshine
This very strange
occurrence
Is known as a receding
hareline
ARE YOU WEARING ANY?
Are you wearing any?
Beneath your tartan gear
Because if your kilt
flares up
There will be a raucous
cheer
PUT THE CAT OUT
“Can you put the cat out?”
I heard my angry wife
shout
“No, it can use the
cat flap”
I immediately shouted
back
She then screamed “Put
it out!”
And again “put the cat
out!”
And each scream got higher
“Because the cat is on
fire!”
DAPHNE DUCK WENT TO THE MALL
Daphne Duck went to the Mall
With a long gift list
to fulfil
And when she finished shopping
She put everything on
her Bill
IF YOUR DOG IS STRUCK WITH A FEVER
If your Dog is struck with a fever
Consult you medical catalogue
And you’ll find mustard is the cure
As it’s the best thing for a hot dog
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