Inside every single Russian Doll
There are even more Russian Dolls
If you listen you can hear them shout
As they scream in unison to be let out
Inside every single Russian Doll
There are even more Russian Dolls
If you listen you can hear them shout
As they scream in unison to be let out
Social distancing and self-isolation
Is not a difficult thing
to implement
When you’re in
Wormwood Scrubs
And placed in solitary
confinement
Since the panic buying caper
We have started using
Plant leaves as toilet
paper
They're not our plants,
But they are very
useful
And we returned the pots
I must say that to be
truthful
To the neighbour's
patio
Once the pots were full
Your grandparents
And great grandparents
Were asked to go to
war
You are being asked
To sit on your sofas
So not exactly a chore
If you get an email with Ding Dong
In the subject, delete
it without hesitation
As it will be from the
Jehovah’s Witnesses
Working from home for
the duration
Are you wearing spanx again?
But they cause you so much
pain
When they’re on you
look smart
But they restrict your
ability to fart
I spend half an hour searching
for my glasses beside
the bed
Only to discover find
that they
were on the top of my
head