THE INLAND REVENUE KEEP WRITING TO ME

 

The Inland Revenue keep writing to me

Demanding that I pay or go to prison

But I don’t owe them a penny because

I now live by the seaside at Weston

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT?

Are you wearing your birthday suit?

This will probably be, old lad

Your best birthday ever

With all the practice you've had

FATHERS DAY PRAYER

 

All his life, she’d been

Likened to his Dad

A chip off the old block

Birds of a feather

Two sides of the same coin

And just the other day

He was asked

How are you different to your Dad?

He replied that he hoped

In as fewer ways as possible

THE PERFECT FATHER’S DAY GIFT

 

On Father's Day, I want to give my Dad

The very best present that I can get

One that he wants more than anything

But I can't afford to move out yet

GETTING ON # 15

 

They have just barred me

From the local Oddbins

For causing checkout queues

Trying to remember my pin

5G

 

There are no limits to technology

And advances are anticipated with 5G

Enhancing forms of communication

Imparting important information

Using varied multimedia interfacing

Video clips and picture messaging

But there is a downside or failure

Primarily photos of user’s genitalia

SOME PEOPLE AREN’T SHAKING HANDS

 

Some people aren’t shaking hands

Because of the Coronavirus caper

But I’m no longer shaking hands

Due to the shortage of toilet paper