THE INLAND REVENUE KEEP WRITING TO ME

 

The Inland Revenue keep writing to me

Demanding that I pay or go to prison

But I don’t owe them a penny because

I now live by the seaside at Weston

DEATH AND TAXES

 

Death and taxes are the only certainties

In a life full of possibilities

Paying Taxes is an unpleasant act

Which I don’t enjoy and that’s a fact

But death is a different proposition

It’s not exactly an option

But I’m not afraid to go

But I fear the manner of it so