There is an ABBA tribute band
Only three members but well above par
They work in a French slaughterhouse
And call themselves, Abba trois
Sunday, 11 June 2023
THERE IS AN ABBA TRIBUTE BAND
TWO CLOWNS DIVORCED
Two Clowns divorced
And it was a very messy to do
As they all stood and watched
The Custardy battle ensue
LIVE YOUR DREAMS
Everyone tells you to “live your dreams”
Well, I’m afraid I’m not so sure
As I don’t want to live my life naked
In an exam that I haven't revised for
Saturday, 10 June 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A CONTROL BODY?
Are you wearing a control body?
It’s shaped you very
well clearly
But what I want to
know is
What shape are you
really?
GETTING ON # 8
When they finally reach old age
Men chase golf balls
Because they’re too
old to chase
Anything else at all
A WET DAY AND AN INJURED LION
What's the difference between
A wet day and an
injured Lion?
Well one is pouring
with rain
The other is roaring
with pain
IN A SHELL SUIT
What do you call a chicken?
The question begs
If it wears a shell
suit?
It’s obviously an Egg
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