A WET DAY AND AN INJURED LION

 

What's the difference between

A wet day and an injured Lion?

Well one is pouring with rain

The other is roaring with pain

WHEN YOU LOOK AT A HIPPO

 

When you look at a Hippo

It obviously differs from a Zippo

As one is a really heavy blighter,

And the other is a little lighter

LIKENED TO A TREE

 

A dog can be likened to a tree,

I once heard it said

Because they both lose their bark

Once they are dead

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAMERA

The difference between a camera

And a bad case of influenza

Is that one makes facsimiles

And the other makes sick families

I WILL DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN

 

I will differentiate between, if I can,

A tube and a foolish Dutchman

Ah yes, one is a hollow cylinder

And the other is a silly Hollander