Did you hear oxygen
Is going out with
magnesium
The first atom asked
OMg said the second
atom
Sunday, 28 May 2023
MY TEACHER IS EXTREMELY ANCIENT
My teacher is extremely ancient
But I don’t want to be
thought a fool
But it is the truth as
he told us
He taught Shakespeare
at his old school
A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE
A man in love is incomplete
Until he is married
According Zsa Zsa Gabor
And then he’s finished
THE TRAFFIC COP STOPPED A TRUCK
The traffic cop stopped a truck
And told the driver that
his wife
Had fallen out of the
back, and
As a result the woman
lost her life
The driver though was
not bereft
But relieved he hadn’t
gone deaf
AT MY ADVANCED AGE # 3
At my advanced age
I can still cut the
mustard
It’s just opening the
jar
That I find so
terribly hard
SEX AT SIXTY IS ALL VERY WELL
Sex at sixty is all very well
But it’s a bit do or
die
Slowing down is better
And pulling into a
lay-by
I ONCE KNEW A GIRL CALLED JO # 3
I once knew a girl called Jo
I knew as Jo with the
flat chest
Who had nothing inside
her vest
But I was still
blessed
For she had other attributes
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