72 Miles From The Sea

Sunday, 23 April 2023

Are you wearing a corsage?

On your ample rounded breast

What a beautiful creation

I like the little rose bud best

King George VI was not a George

That’s hardly playing the game

Imagine my complete surprise when

I found out that Albert was his name

My cousin died after being stung by a bee

Although he didn’t have an allergy

He was over Niagara walking a tightrope

So, when he was stung there was no hope

My best friend comes from a long line

Of kleptomaniacs but he is the laziest of them

In fact he’s so lazy he could win an award

You really do have to hand it to him...

I was watching a documentary on TV

Last night about the viewing audience

And the decline in their attention spans

Well I watched some of it in my defense

The Shark did the Dolphin a favor

Though not a big one as favors go

And paid him back in cephalopods

Which was kind of Squid pro quo

I would love to be an actor,

But it would be quite absurd

As I'd always forget the...

Oh dear, what is the word