21ST CENTURY NURSERY RHYME # 441

 

In the well-known Nursery Rhyme

The Grand old Duke of York

Was a manic-depressive chap

Because when he was up, he was up

ARE YOU WEARING FISHNETS?

 

Are you wearing fishnets?

I’m glad they’re back in vogue

It’s the simple things in life

That appeal to this old rogue

THE BLACK BOX FLIGHT RECORDER

 

The Black Box flight recorder

Is not black! We have been misled

Why would you call it a “black box”

And then make it orange instead

I WAS ONCE DIAGNOSED WITH

 

I was once diagnosed with

Antisocial behavior disorder,

So I joined a support group

But we never meet to be fair

I’VE ALWAYS BEEN AN AVID READER # 2

 

I’ve always been an avid reader

I like books about distant Galaxies

I can’t put down the current one

It’s a great book about antigravity

PROFESSIONALS HAVE AN END OF LIFE # 1

 

Professionals have an end of life

Inescapable, though they may try

Old Lawyers for example just

Lose their appeal, they never die

I HAVE TAKEN PRIDE IN UNUSUAL QUARTERS

 

I have taken pride in unusual quarters

And I speak knowing that pride is wrong

One proud moments, was when a website

Told me my password was “Very Strong.”