REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

 

“Revenge is a dish best served cold”

Is an old saying but is due some negation

As it feels best served piping hot,

Straight out of the oven of indignation

REAR PROPORTIONS

Bimbette said “Tell me Peachy, do

These jeans make my bum look big?”

“Truthfully?” Peaches replied 

“Your bum makes the jeans look big”

CHINESE GOOSEBERRIES

Chinese Gooseberries aren’t Chinese

Imagine my shock at being misled

They do not originate from China at all   

But come from New Zealand instead

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 440

 

Hickory Dickory Dock

Four mice ran up the clock

When the clock struck one

The other three were in shock

But otherwise were unharmed

ARE YOU WEARING A DIAPER?

 

Are you wearing a Diaper?

Well, if that’s what you wish

But have you become incontinent?

Or is it just some kind of fetish

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN A WOMAN?

 

Could Jesus have been a woman?

Well, He fed a crowd as far as he could view

at a moment's notice with little food

He kept trying to get a message across To

A bunch of men who just didn't grasp it.

So, it’s very possible in my view

And then even when He was dead, He had

To get up because there was still work left to do

CAT GUTTED

 

As to which animal cat gut comes from

I have been lied to and seriously misled

It appears it doesn’t come from cats

But from Sheep and Horses instead