Camel hair brushes are not
Made from camel hair
to be fair
It’s just one of
life’s oddities
Tuesday, 18 April 2023
CAMEL HAIR BRUSHES
QUASIMODO OF NOTRE DAME
Quasimodo of Notre Dame
Who loved Esmerelda
Always had a hunch
He needed to see a
doctor
THE MATHEMATICIAN PONDERED
The mathematician pondered
When he opened the
oven door
What the value of pi
would be
After being dropped on
the floor
DUE TO THE PITIFUL SIZE
Due to the pitiful size of my
Social circle, a lad’s
holiday
With me would definitely
look
More like a romantic
getaway
ONE THING YOU’LL NEVER HEAR
One thing you’ll never hear,
And there is absolutely
no chance
Of anyone hearing a
Hindu say
Oh well, you only live
once
I’VE GOT VERY SENSITIVE TEETH
I’ve got very sensitive teeth
But I can do nothing
bold
I can’t tell the
dentist because
They’d be upset that
I’d told
I WAS IN SOUTH LONDON
I was in south London
And this bloke I met
Said he would attack
me,
If I didn’t make a
bet,
With the neck of a
guitar,
So, I said ‘Is that a
fret?’
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