My wife and I are both
In our late 50s for
sure
I’m fast approaching
59
And she’s just turned
64
My wife and I are both
In our late 50s for
sure
I’m fast approaching
59
And she’s just turned
64
Oh how they all cruelly scoffed
When I said that I
would one day
Learn the secret of
invisibility
If they could only see
me now, eh
We didn’t realise that my Dad
Was one of the great
family men
Until that day we discovered
That he actually had
three of them
Ring a ring o' roses,
A pocketful of posies
Catch it, bin it, kill it
Are you wearing a squint?
That’ll be because of the fine print.
I wouldn’t bother
reading every bit
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker
She’s thought it ever
since we met
Well, I say
girlfriend, I should explain
That, she's not my
girlfriend, yet
The whole family were watching Pointless
Playing along and doing quite well, more or less
The first round was about words ending in TOR
But the answer was a carnivore or an omnivore
It had to end TOR, but the answer ate things
The first two answers were Alligator or Predator
My daughter shouted out “Vibrator” triumphantly
Good word but they don’t eat things I’m afraid sweetie
“Yes, they do dad” she argued “Mum told me so”
“She said, hers eats batteries like there’s no tomorrow”