THE HOKEY COKEY # 2

 

Getting over my Hokey Cokey

Addiction was very hard I found

But with help from friends and

Family, I've turned myself around

THE NEW OWNERS WERE MEETING STAFF

 

The new owners were meeting staff

Walking around and glad-handing

I said “I'm going to stand outside,

So, if anyone asks, I'm outstanding”

A GIRL SAID SHE RECOGNIZED ME

 

A girl said she recognized me

And was perfectly sure

It was at the vegetarian club,

But I'd never met herbivore

MILL STREAM

 

The stream runs down the rugged hill

To where stands a quiet water mill

And when water shoots along the spill

The wheel is turned to break the still

So, the miller toils with sweat and skill

And when there are no more sacks to fill

The sluices close and again all’s still

THE ANTELOPE AND THE GAZELLE

I dreamed one night that an Antelope,

Loved a Gazelle and planned to elope

But at the moment they expected least

A jealous Wildebeest crashed the feast 

THE PHILANDERING POLAR BEAR

 

The philandering Polar Bear

Took a fancy to a kangaroo

But when she stole his heart

He knew he’d met his waterloo

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 433

 

Birds of a feather flock together,

And so will pigs and swine;

With kith and kin we have no choice,

I certainly didn’t choose mine