MY WIFE IS A BAKER OF BREAD

My wife is a Baker of bread

And rolls both plain and seedy

She is a very difficult woman

And I find her to be very kneady 

WE CELEBRATE GOOD FRIDAY

 

We celebrate Good Friday

Because 2000 years ago

God proved that we matter

When he let his only son go

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 425

 

Peter Piper picked a peck

Of pickled peppers

Very interesting I’m sure, but what

Was he picking at before hand?

MORNGY THURSDAY

 

At a soup kitchen, they ran out of food

Due to a basic error in their sums

And tempers flared among the homeless

In fact there were a lot of hot cross bums

ARE YOU WEARING KNICKERS?

 

Are you wearing Knickers?

Sorry I can’t hide my snickers

But beggars can’t be pickers

And I expect better from Vicars

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 3

 

Practice makes perfect

Is that the prerequisite?

Well for me and my girl

Practicing is the best bit

I ALWAYS MAKE THE EFFORT TO GO HOME

 

I always make the effort to go home

Though it fills me with dread to be clear

Two days of unwelcome parenting advice

From relatives I see once or twice a year