MORNGY THURSDAY

 

At a soup kitchen, they ran out of food

Due to a basic error in their sums

And tempers flared among the homeless

In fact there were a lot of hot cross bums

ASK A STUPID QUESTION # 2

 

I walked past a homeless man

As I went into Co-op express

On my way out he said, “Any Change?”

I replied “No, you're still homeless”

I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT QUITE IRONIC

 

I’ve always thought it quite ironic

That along with the malcontents

The favoured tipple of choice

For the homeless is Tenants