A musician wanted a holiday by the sea
Under blue skies with
an ocean breeze
And as she was a pianist
she knew exactly
Where she wanted to
go, the Florida Keys
Wednesday, 5 April 2023
A MUSCIAN WANTED A HOLIDAY BY THE SEA
THERE’S A GREAT VOLUME I’M READING
There’s a great volume I’m reading
About Japanese
Sword-Fighting,
It’s quite a detailed
manuscript
Would you like me to
samuraise it?
THERE IS A NEW UNIT OF MEASUREMENT
There is a new unit of measurement
And I promise it’s not
flimflam
For calculating the
weight of a hipster
The base unit is an
Instagram
SHE WAS SITTING AT THE DINING TABLE
She was sitting at the dining table
And I was suspiciously
watching
As she had a pen and
graph paper
So, she was plotting
something
Tuesday, 4 April 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 424
Oranges and Lemons
Say the bells of St. Clement's?
No, they really don’t
You are delusional
ARE YOU WEARING CAPRI PANTS?
Are you wearing Capri Pants?
You’d look at home on
a yacht
But I can say one
thing for sure
Audrey Hepburn you are
not
THERE IS GREAT HUMOUR TO BE FOUND # 2
There is great humour to be found
Among the Brits in their
abundance
But for me the
funniest of them all
Have got to be those
from Punzance
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