A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (8)

 

Dad said, “I’m going to Thailand"

I replied to him "To Bangkok?"

He thought for a moment, then said

"Oh no I certainly hope not”

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 423

 

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To fetch her poor dog a bone

But there was none

As she didn’t have a dog

And was living in a home

ARE YOU WEARING PEDAL PUSHERS?

 

Are you wearing pedal pushers?

I think it’s their appearance you like

Given that you are a sedentary being

And you can’t even ride a bike

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 9

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Contrary to the rumour, live on

They are based in Blackpool

Where they do summer season 

THERE WERE TWO FLAGS FLYING ON ADJACENT POLES

 

There were two flags flying on adjacent poles

In all weathers as wind and hail they braved

And in all the years the two flags silently flew

They never once spoke, they simply waved 

THERE IS GREAT HUMOUR TO BE FOUND # 1

 

There is great humour to be found

Among the numerous Americans

But for me the funniest of them all

Have got to be the Punsylvanians

I AM DEEPLY IN LOVE AND JOYOUSLY HAPPY

 

I am deeply in love and joyously happy

In our rewarding, loving Relationship

In fact I am walking on air in my joy

And get a natural high from our elationship