Obviously, Paul Revere famously
Rode his horse from
Boston
Because the horse was
too heavy
For him to carry to
Lexington
Monday, 3 April 2023
PAUL REVERE
THEY HAD A ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT
They had a rock and roll night
At the
care home, all very droll
It was a
quite sedentary evening
And was
more like Crock and Roll
Sunday, 2 April 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 422
Mary Mary quite contrary
Why isn’t that a
surprise?
She’s contradicted me
again
And made me roll my
eyes
ARE YOU WEARING CLAM DIGGERS?
How very beachcomber
of you
However inappropriate,
given
The fact seafood makes
you spew
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 8
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the
rumour, are not dead
They are in the
Australian jungle
Doing “I’m a
Celebrity” instead
I AM A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK
I am a really terrible cook
I’ve burnt everything
so far
I’m definitely not Cordon
Bleu
In fact I’m more
Cordon Noir
WHO LED THE ISRAELITES
Who led the Israelites?
On their collective
toeses
Through the
semi-permeable
Membrane? It was
Osmoses
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