21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 421

 

Mary had a little lamp

Its beam was all aglow

It led the way to the abattoir

Where the sheep had to go

ARE YOU WEARING RED? # 1

 

Are you wearing red?

And standing at the foot of my bed

I hope that means you’re Santa

And not Jeremy Corbyn instead

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 7

 

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

I can confirm are deceased no more

Though close enough, as they are

Hosting Bake Off on Channel 4

GUN CONTROL

 

“Guns don’t kill people” is what that say

And it’s true, people do kill people, per se

But people kill people, all said and done

Much more efficiently if they have a gun

DO AS PHYLLIS SAID

 

Do as Phyllis said

And don’t take flight

When you have a row

Last thing at night.

Don't go to bed mad,

Stay up and fight

 

In Memory of The Late Great Phyllis Diller (1917-2012)

THE ROWDY CROWD AT THE RODEO

 

The rowdy crowd at the Rodeo

Undermined the mediocre choirs morale

Until the point that shots were fired

In the gunfight at the okay Chorale

MY WIFE WANTED BREAST AUGMENTATION

 

My wife wanted breast augmentation

Because she was completely flat

And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo

So, we negotiated, kind of, Tit for Tat