FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 3

Friend’s first, then soul mates

Then we spoke of matrimony

Now our souls are intertwined

Since we joined in holy monotony

UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR

 

Up on the dance floor

I have two left feet

And cannot impress

The girls that I meet

As I gyrate like my shorts

Are full of live ants

But I do much better at

The dance with no pants

AFTER THE SCANDAL OF AID WORKERS

 

After the scandal of aid workers

And their relationships with prostitutes

They needed to be reminded it seems

That they were there for the destitute

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 1

 

The old saying goes that “A volunteer

Is worth Ten pressed men”

Well volunteers are all well and good

But a pressed man looks really sharp

MY GREAT UNCLE IS A SCIENTIST

 

My Great Uncle is a scientist

As well as a keen horticulturist

Which is quite evident to see

As he’s growing a chemistree

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 401

 

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,

And a merry old soul was he

He called for his pipe

In the middle of the night

And he called for his basins three.

And did a colonic irrigation.

ARE YOU WEARING AN ANKLE BRACELET?

 

Are you wearing an ankle bracelet?

What is the significance? I forget

On one ankle you’re just crumpet

On the other you’re a strumpet