ARE YOU WEARING AN ANKLE BRACELET?

 

Are you wearing an ankle bracelet?

What is the significance? I forget

On one ankle you’re just crumpet

On the other you’re a strumpet

I WENT TO A POSH JEWELLER

I went to a posh jeweller to buy a new watch,

And I told the geezer I wanted it really top notch

So, he said “Analogue” I replied “No, just a watch"