Don’t talk to me about
Fifty shades of grey
I’m at the care home
Vagazaling grannies
everyday
Tuesday, 7 March 2023
YOU’RE NEXT
If it annoys you when old people
Point at you during
someone’s nuptials
And say “you’re next”
just start doing
The same thing to them
at funerals
HIGHER EDUCATION IS A WONDERFUL THING
Higher education is a wonderful thing
But achieving it is
not without expense
And the downside to
higher education
Has been the demise of
common sense
But high IQ’s and
University degrees
Don’t stop them doing
something stupid
Or being repeat
offenders at stupidity
Whereas common sense
always did
WITH OR WITHOUT HER
It wasn’t that he couldn’t live with her
That caused him to
doubt
It was just that he
wanted someone
He couldn’t live
without
THE CHINESE DON’T WANT VISITORS TO KNOW
The Chinese don’t want visitors to know
They are being spied
on in Beijing
That why the Chinese
government
Changed the city’s
name from Peking
POPPERS
They said they had poppers at the party
But no evidence of
them could be seen
There was no strands
of confetti anywhere
And the carpets were spotlessly
clean
Monday, 6 March 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 395
Saturday's child
Works hard for its living,
(So clearly not a benefit scrounger)
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