WHEN ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 2

 

When asked what he did for a living

He replied furtively “I’m a spy”

When told he was dressed as a butcher

He added “I’m a mince Spy”

WHEN MOSES WENT TO MOUNT OLIVE

 

When Moses went to mount Olive

He bit off more than he could chew

As Moses thought it was just him

But he found Popeye was there too

YOU SHOULD NEVER ENTERTAIN LEWD THOUGHTS

 

You should never entertain

Lewd thoughts, whatever you do

You should close your eyes

And let them entertain you

NONRELIGIOUS KIDS ARE ILL-INFORMED

 

Nonreligious kids are ill-informed 

When asked the difference between

The New and Old Testament

Only one child bothered to speak up

And he thought the Kindle version

Must be the New Testament

MY FATHER IN LAW FLATLY REFUSED

 

My father in law flatly refused to

Watch Henry the IV part two

He said “I’m not like other people

I can’t watch another sequel”

A MAN APPEARING AS HAMLET

 

A man appearing as Hamlet

Was booed while performing it

“Don’t blame me” he snapped

“I didn’t write this bloody shit”

THE YOUNG PERFORMER WAS EGGED ON

 

The young performer was egged on

To the stage by his pushy parents

But he was soon egged off it again

By an unappreciative audience