I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE MEAL

 

The man said to his date

“I hope you enjoyed the meal

But alas I don’t have any money”

She was unfazed and replied

“If you’d told me sooner we

Could have gone somewhere classy”

MACARONI MOTORS

 

I told my wife

That I made a car

Out of Macaroni

It wasn’t until

I drove pasta

That she believed me

I WENT TO THE RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT

 

I went to the restaurant last night

The Maître d’ said there was a delay

And did I mind waiting, I said no

So, he handed me a drinks tray

THE FRUIT AND VEG WHOLESALERS IN TOWN

 

The fruit and veg wholesalers in town

Has been liquidated and closed down

They looked for backers but got no takers

So now they’re owned by smoothie makers

THE HEAD CHEF

 

The head chef

At my favourite restaurant

Died only the other day

And the devastating news

Came out of the blue

He just Pasta way

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 388

 

Twinkle, Twinkle, little star

I think there’s something wrong

Because you have the same tune

As that annoying Alphabet Song

ARE YOU WEARING SPANX?

Are you wearing spanx?

I thought that was the case

Because you’ve got a fat neck

And a very red face