IN THESE TRYING TIMES

 

In these trying times

Innovation is required

To make the most

Of any opportunities 

Like a pop-up restaurant

Which sells toast

KARMA RESTAURANT

 

I went to a new restaurant

Called “Karma” and I observed

There was no menu, but everybody

Got what they deserved

COMBINE HARVESTERS

 

Combine Harvesters

And you'll have a really big restaurant

But a note of caution

Service will still be at best, nonchalant

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE MEAL

 

The man said to his date

“I hope you enjoyed the meal

But alas I don’t have any money”

She was unfazed and replied

“If you’d told me sooner we

Could have gone somewhere classy”

I WENT TO THE RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT

 

I went to the restaurant last night

The Maître d’ said there was a delay

And did I mind waiting, I said no

So, he handed me a drinks tray

THE HEAD CHEF

 

The head chef

At my favourite restaurant

Died only the other day

And the devastating news

Came out of the blue

He just Pasta way

THE WAITRESS ASKED “DO YOU HAVE

 

The waitress asked “Do you have

Any questions about the menu?”

My brother-in-law replied

“Is this font courier new?”

WE WENT TO A POSH NEW RESTAURANT

 

We went to a posh new restaurant

And the food was really trash

When we saw the astronomical bill

We did the Dine and Dash