I WENT TO THE RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT

 

I went to the restaurant last night

The Maître d’ said there was a delay

And did I mind waiting, I said no

So, he handed me a drinks tray

MY WIFE TOLD THE ITALIAN WAITER BLUNTLY

 

My wife told the Italian waiter bluntly

Without ambiguity what she meant

That his pepper grinder was like a penis

So, he thanked her for the condiment