COLLOP MONDAY

 

The third day of Shrovetide

Once known as Collop Monday

Named after Collops of bacon

A traditional dish of the day

Which was served with eggs

It’s the forgotten Shrove Monday

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 382

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

He didn’t see her coming at all

“Hump Me and Dump Me” She yelled

And pushed him off the wall

ARE YOU WEARING A FUR COAT?

 

Are you wearing a fur coat?

Well, that’s a cause of snickers

I know it’s not original but

Beggars can’t be pickers

But it’s a well-known adage

“Fur coat and no knickers”

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 12

 

Hansel and Gretel’s little trips

Were very stimulating for Hansel

Because once deep in the woods

He got a hand job from Gretel

I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 4

 

I went into hospital for minor surgery

And the surgeon thought he was a riot

He held up the x-ray and said “Wait a minute,

If this is his spleen, then what the hell is that?”

I HEARD A VERY APT DESCRIPTION

 

I heard a very apt description

Of Gardening the other day

It suggested that Gardening was

Grown-ups going outside to play

I HEARD A VERY APT DESCRIPTION

 

I heard a very apt description

Of Gardening the other day

It suggested that Gardening was

Grown-ups going outside to play