When Anne Boleyn was undressed
It was observed when
they viewed her
That she was covered
in tooth marks
Saturday, 18 February 2023
WHEN ANNE BOLEYN WAS UNDRESSED
APPARENTLY ONE IN THREE KIDS # 1
Apparently one in three kids
Are conceived in an
IKEA bed
One in three chavs are
conceived
In the stores toilets
instead
A WORLD RENOWNED SCIENTIST
A world-renowned scientist
Decided that he would
utilize
A beautiful knocker on
his door
Friday, 17 February 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 379
Little Bo Peep
Has lost her sheep
But in truth
She does care a peep
She prefers ram’s
Does Little Hoe Peep
ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HAIR DIFFERENTLY?
Are you wearing your hair differently?
It’s definitely some
kind of reworking
No, you’re not wearing
your hair differently
I can clearly see now
that it’s a merkin
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 9
New mattresses were ordered
For the bed of
Princess Kayleigh
As they were changing
the beds
For The Princess And
The Pee
I PLUG IN MY IPHONE CHARGER
I plug in my iPhone charger
To give the battery a
boost
Just to top it up to
maximum
With what I call Apple
Juice
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