My wife says I can’t multitask
But she is in error it
seems to me
As I can waste time,
be unproductive,
And procrastinate simultaneously
My wife says I can’t multitask
But she is in error it
seems to me
As I can waste time,
be unproductive,
And procrastinate simultaneously
I went into hospital for minor surgery
And the anaesthetist
was a bit of a clown
“Accept this
sacrifice, O Lord of Darkness”
I went to the Ukraine
With my girlfriend Bev
And I ate a Chicken
Kiev
With my chick in Kiev
When we were kids in the autumn
My brother would hide
from view
Beneath a pile of
fresh fallen leaves
My girlfriend works in a Chinese kitchen
And the sauces she
must skilfully render
Which is quite ironic
really when you hear
The way the chef
pronounces Brenda
We could see a group of hippies drowning
I said “we should try
to save them if we can”
My wife was thoughtful
for a moment before
She replied “No I
think they’re too far out man”
Jack be Nimble,
Jack be quick,
But please don’t play
With your candle stick