72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 17 February 2023

Are you wearing a look of satisfaction?

Well, that blush is a tell-tale sight

You have clearly been indulging

In a spot of afternoon delight

Fumble Lina, Fumble Lina sexy little thing

Fumble Lina prance, Fumble Lina swing

Fumble Lina all I do is give a whistle or give a call

And because you’re so full of lust you let me have it all

Poultry farmers who keep

Battery chickens are fiends

Because they earn their

Immoral living by fowl means

The young callow man did truly pine

And hoped someone would introduce

Him to the rich lumberman's daughter

So, he made sure he looked spruce

The most obedient inanimate objects

Are Bells, if I may make so bold

And the reason for that is they make

A noise whenever they are tolled

There is a particular herb

That by reason and rhyme

Is most injurious to a lady's

Beauty and that is Thyme

Nicola Sturgeon, the Scottish First Minister

Says she want’s independence from Westminster

But it’s illogical, she’s just flexing her muscles

As Scotland will become dependent on Brussels