When actor Foghorn Leghorn
Retired to a farm near
Leyton
Named his favourite he
“Macduff”
Because he wanted her
to lay on
Wednesday, 15 February 2023
WHEN ACTOR FOGHORN LEGHORN
Tuesday, 14 February 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 375
Star light, star bright,
No, I don’t want to tonight
If truth be told,
alright
I think stargazing is
shite
ARE YOU WEARING BAGGY DUNGAREES?
Are you wearing baggy dungarees?
Oh yes, they’re the
bee’s knees
And I can get inside
them with ease
In fact, I can have
them round your knees
Quicker than you can
sneeze
Oh yes, I like your
baggy dungarees
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 8
My son jokes about my age
Especially in front of
his mates
He says that when I
was at school
We had to write on
slates
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 5
The classic tale of Goldilocks
Should never have
included Bears
The Girl was gay so it
was actually
Goldilocks and the Three
Mares
ON MY BED AT HOME # 2
On my bed at home I have
A deluxe memory foam
mattress
But it remembers I’m
overweight
Which causes me great
distress
LIFE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD
Life is short, a four letter word
It’s quite absurd, and
here’s why
It’s because half of
it is just an 'if
And three quarters of
it is a 'lie'
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