DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 1

Disney have got into porn

And the first film to be made

Is a remake of a classic

Renamed “The Little Sperm Maid”

MY FATHER IN LAW IS A PHYSICIST

My father-in-law is a Physicist

Who is oblivious to culinary tips

He is too focussed on his work

So, he lives on Fission chips 

I WENT TO A LECTURE ON TYRE TECHNOLOGY

I went to a lecture on tyre technology

But during the lecture from hell

The lecturer told a joke about a puncture

Which I thought went down well 

MY SISTER BROKE UP WITH HER MR RIGHT

My sister broke up with her Mr Right

After only a few days,

Because it turned out

That his first name was always 

HE WAS AN ASPIRING NOVELIST

He was an aspiring novelist

And an uncomplicated fella

Who wrote in the basement

Clearly hoping for a best cellar

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 370

 

Diddledy, diddledy, dumpty

The cat ran up the plum-tree

But then so would you chum

If they were after your plums

ARE YOU WEARING ROMAN ROBES?

 

Are you wearing Roman robes?

They’re very loose and flowing

And they fit where they touch

Without any detail showing

Which keeps a man guessing

I really like that about them

Because it’ll be a surprise later

When I take you up the forum