MY BROTHER IN LAW IS FROM STRATFORD

 

My brother-in-law is from Stratford

He went to Shakespeare's school

No of course he didn’t know him

He was in the year above you fool

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 359

 

Hickory, dickory, dock

The mouse ran up the clock

Which was unusual to find

A rodent interested

In chronometry

ARE YOU WEARING AN UNDERSKIRT?

 

Are you wearing an underskirt?

I can see it beneath your hem

Oh, its imported silk, is it?

Oh yes of course I like them

THE PLURAL OF GOOSE

 

So, if it is correct that

The plural of goose is geese

Then why isn’t the plural

Of moose, meese

IF LAWYERS CAN BE DISBARRED # 2

 

If Lawyers can be disbarred

Can dustmen be well disposed?

Or can tour guides be detoured

And must models be deposed?

I MADE MY GIRL BIMBETTE

 

I made my girl Bimbette

Really laugh on Saturday

The only problem is I told

Her the joke on Wednesday

MEN LIKE LOGIC AND SEX

 

Men like logic and sex

In fact, they really like it

But sex better than logic

Though I can't prove it