Dr. Pepper is a Dr.
That’s the twist
But what kind,
I guess he’s a fizzicist
Monday, 23 January 2023
A YOUNG MAN GOT MUGGED
A young man got mugged
By a magician last
year
He took a wallet, a
watch,
And the coin from
behind his ear
THE AIRPLANE WAS INVENTED
The Airplane was invented
By an optimist
While the parachute
was
Invented by a
pessimist
Sunday, 22 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 352
Three wise men of Gotham
This is something of a
choker
When it turns out that
they are
Penguin, Riddler and
the joker
WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 6
We went all-inclusive and booked
A day out to a water
park, with flumes
But no-one thought to
tell us we needed
To take our own swimming
costumes
WHY DID THE ADULTERER CROSS THE ROAD?
Why did the adulterer cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could get to another man’s bride
ARE YOU WEARING SEVEN INCH HEELS?
Are you wearing seven-inch heels?
As you’re tottering
down the street
But don’t you feel
silly standing
Six foot two in your
stocking feet
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