If you can’t tell the difference
Between a plant and
weed
Then learn by pulling
one up
That’s the best way to
proceed
And if it comes out
quite easily
Then the other one is
the weed
If you can’t tell the difference
Between a plant and
weed
Then learn by pulling
one up
That’s the best way to
proceed
And if it comes out
quite easily
Then the other one is
the weed
A husband pays five hundred pounds
To get his wife a sheer
negligée
So, she thought she
should pose for him
As it was a lot of
money to pay
But decided to pretend
to wear the item
And then next day get
a refund on it
He looked on wide eyed
and said
“For the price they
could have ironed it”
The most popular man in a nudist colony
Can carry 2 large
coffees and twelve donuts
The most popular woman
in a nudist colony
Girls and boys, come out to play
The moon doth shine as
bright as day
They drink whatever is
plentiful and cheap
And end up legless in
the street
Reverend Foghorn Leghorn
Has done his
reputation damage
When he was ejected
from church
For using fowl
language
We had a terrible holiday
It was ruined by
drunken pests
Our tour operator
should have
Warned us of noisy
unruly guests
Why did the fugitive cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could find somewhere to hide