TWO OLD MEN WERE IN A NUDIST CAMP

 

Two old men were in a nudist camp

And one asked as they were sitting there

“Have you read Marx” And the other replied

“Yes, it must be the wicker chair”        

THE MOST POPULAR NUDISTS

The most popular man in a nudist colony

Can carry 2 large coffees and twelve donuts

The most popular woman in a nudist colony

Is the one who can eat the last two donuts

BEACH ETIQUETTE

 

A naked man sunbathing at the beach

In order to preserve his dignity

And protect it from the sun

Placed his hat over his thingamy

 

A passing woman smiled and said

“A gentleman would lift his hat for a lady”

He replied “If you get your kit off

Madam it will raise itself, maybe”