The most popular man in a nudist colony
Can carry 2 large
coffees and twelve donuts
The most popular woman
in a nudist colony
Thursday, 19 January 2023
THE MOST POPULAR NUDISTS
Wednesday, 18 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 348
Girls and boys, come out to play
The moon doth shine as
bright as day
They drink whatever is
plentiful and cheap
And end up legless in
the street
REVEREND FOGHORN LEGHORN
Reverend Foghorn Leghorn
Has done his
reputation damage
When he was ejected
from church
For using fowl
language
WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 2
We had a terrible holiday
It was ruined by
drunken pests
Our tour operator
should have
Warned us of noisy
unruly guests
WHY DID THE FUGITIVE CROSS THE ROAD?
Why did the fugitive cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could find somewhere to hide
ARE YOU WEARING WINKLE PICKERS?
Are you wearing winkle pickers?
And you don’t mind the
snickers?
And when they ask it
doesn’t offend?
“Do your toes go right
to the end?”
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE REACHED
You know you have reached
The end of your childhood
When knock down ginger is bad
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