Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
I don’t care if they’re
One a penny,
Its only January
Friday, 13 January 2023
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 9
When we were on holiday
My wife was bitten by
a mosquito
Nowhere in the
brochure
Did it mention
mosquitoes
ARE YOU USING CONTRACEPTION?
“Are you using contraception?
Either Condoms or the
pill?
So, between you and
your boyfriend”
She was asked “Who
foots the bill?”
“I do” she replied
“I’m a liberated woman,
But the cost of them
is something grim,
The problem is I
don't know him well enough
To discuss money with
him”
WHEN MUM TOLD ME THAT MASTURBATING
When mum told me that masturbating
Caused serious eye
defects
I made the decision
that I would stop
But not until I needed
specs
GRAMPA’S DARKEST DAY
Darkness descended since
We lost our brightest
light
Daddy carries you in
his arms
In that tiny coffin
gleaming white
Goodbye my precious
little angel
I will see you in the
sky tonight
AT WORK IT WAS THE BIRTHDAY
At work it was the birthday
Of a colleague that no one can abide
The card we got was perfect for her
Because it was blank inside
EVERY CHILD WILL AT SOME TIME
Every child will at some time
Threaten to run away
And that hope keeps parents
Going day to day
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