HAVING + 1 CHANNELS

 

If you are going to have + 1 channels

There should be a – 1 for everyone

Which would automatically allow

The likely mistake to be easily undone

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 341

 

Ding, dong, bell,

Pussy’s in the well.

Who put it in?

I did, because

It’s the neighbourhood bully

SWALK IS AN ACRONYM FOR

 

SWALK is an acronym for

“Sealed with a loving kiss”

Used when writing letters

To loved ones, we miss

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 7

 

When we were in Spain there

Were a lot of foreigners there 

And they all spoke Spanish

Which I don’t think is fair

ARE YOU WEARING CELLULITE CREAM?

 

Are you wearing cellulite cream?

And is that workin’ for yer?

I only ask as it looks like

You’re covered in tapioca

THE COMPANY WHO SUPPLIED

 

The company who supplied

My wife’s enhanced d-cup 

Used Helium breast implants

So, the company went tits up

IF THE NEVERLAND GOVERNMENT

 

If the Neverland government

Hadn’t cut his disability   

Captain Hook would never

Have turned to piracy?