IN HIS ADVENTURE’S

In his adventure’s against

Captain Hooks pirate band

Peter Pan always flies

Because he can Neverland

I LOVE MY PETER PAN JOKE

 

I love my Peter Pan joke

It’s the funniest I’ve told

And I tell it over and over

And it never gets old

PETER PAN GOT HIS NAME

 

Peter Pan got his name

Not by design or plan

It was after he got hit

In the peter with a pan

PETER PAN GOT HIS NAME

 

Peter Pan got his name

Not by design or plan

It was after he got hit

In the peter with a pan

IF THE NEVERLAND GOVERNMENT

 

If the Neverland government

Hadn’t cut his disability   

Captain Hook would never

Have turned to piracy?