There was a farmer,
Had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o
A foolish name for a
dog
But he loves it a
Lotto
There was a farmer,
Had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o
A foolish name for a
dog
But he loves it a
Lotto
ADIDAS is an acronym for
"All day I dream
about sex"
And by the time I get
to bed
I’m suffering from the
effects
We went on holiday to Spain
But the shopkeepers
couldn’t be lazier
The shops closed in
the afternoon
I ran out of fags
during the Siesta
I went to a talk about the Wheelbarrow
Just another boring
gardening talk
But I was wrong, it
was totally enthralling
Next week’s position
is the crab walk
I visited Nigel Farage’s garden
Well, it was hardly
National Trust
The patch of lawn was
really shit
But the borders were
very robust
My gardener has OCD
His herb beds are
alphabetized
I asked how he found
the time
“It’s next to the
Sage” he replied
My sister is a giant in journalism
And her prowess is
eternal
Standing over six feet
high
She’s on the Tall
Street Journal