Wednesday, 2 November 2022

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 3

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Cackle Berries my dad

Used to call them

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS

 

When life gives you lemons

Making lemonade is the trick

When life gives you melons

You’re probably dyslexic

MY SHADOW WATCHES ME AS I WORK

 

My shadow watches me as I work

And I am thankful for its easy company

Because it means I’m in the sunshine

And it is a constant reminder to me

DON’T THINK EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

 

Don’t think Extra Terrestrial

When this question begs

What is ET short for?

It’s because he's only got little legs

CHOCOLATE BUTTONS

 

Chocolate buttons have always

Struck me as being rather rude

You may think it strange but

After all they’re Smartie’s in the nude

SHARE YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND YOUR WISDOM

 

Share your knowledge and your wisdom

While you’re here because in reality

Short of committing mass murder

It's the only way to achieve an immortality

THERE WAS SOMETHING REMARKABLE

 

There was something remarkable

A special quality beyond belief

Something dangerous and daring

With the dark-haired slip of mischief