WHENEVER I DECIDE TO EAT HEALTHILY

 

Whenever I decide to eat healthily,

In order to fit into my knickers,

I suddenly see a chocolate bar

Which then looks at me and snickers

I HEARD ON THE GRAPEVINE THAT CADBURY

 

I heard on the grapevine that Cadbury

Are moving production to China

Which will involve some rebranding

For example the Chinese Wispa

CHOCOLATE BUTTONS

 

Chocolate buttons have always

Struck me as being rather rude

You may think it strange but

After all they’re Smartie’s in the nude

MY DAD THINKS HE’S A CHOCOLATE ORANGE

 

My dad thinks he’s a chocolate orange

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned

And we have come to the decision

That we should have him sectioned

DEAR MR CADBURY

 

Dear Mr Cadbury I would like to say in my view

That to find Someone, Is something of a coup

Who enjoys a chocolate finger as much as I do

I HEARD ON THE GRAPEVINE THAT CADBURY

 

I heard on the grapevine that Cadbury

Are moving production to China

Which will involve some rebranding

For example, the Chinese Wispa

SWEET MYSTERY

For Valentines Day
My husband, so sweet
Bought hand made chocolates
For me as a treat
In a flower covered box
Came the delicious confection
But I am at a loss to answer
A most curious question
How can two pounds of chocs
So delicious on the lips
Manage in just one night
To put 5lbs on my hips