BUSINESS CONVENTIONS ARE IMPORTANT

Business conventions are important

They demonstrate without a doubt

Exactly how many employees that

A company can operate without

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 265

 

If Candlemas day

Be wet and foul

Then we all will wear

The usual scowl

 

Candlemas day (February 2nd)

ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

 

Are you wearing that?

That’s what you’re wearing?

Seriously? It’s a little brief

Oh, it’s certainly daring

Will it turn any heads?

Oh yes, you’ll have them staring

And if that’s all you wear

Everything will get an airing

ARE YOU WEARING GOBLIN EARS?

 

Are you wearing Goblin Ears?

As someone’s Halloween treat

I would just ask you one thing

Do you also have hairy feet?

IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 2

 

If your blind date is described to you

As an “Adventurer” then it depends

But it’s probably worse than it sounds

And they’ll have sex with all your friends

WE HAVE LIVED OUR LIVES TOGETHER

 

We have lived our lives together

And we have reached our Novembers

The once burning fires of our lives

Have been reduced to meagre embers

And yet we can still look forward

To us both sharing our Decembers 

FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE POETRY

 

Falling in love is like poetry

But when she no longer calls

Don’t start writing her number

On every single toilet wall