DIETING TIP # 2

 

When you eat with someone else

Calories don't count for you

Just as long as you don’t eat

Any more food than they do

IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE + 1 CHANNELS

If you are going to have + 1 channels

There should be a – 1 for the viewer

Which would automatically erase anything

You may have recorded in error

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 250

Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a tree,

he makes a pretty picture, doesn’t he?

Little Robin Redbreast in the winter hard

He makes a pretty picture on a Christmas card

ARE YOU WEARING A SOMBRERO?

 

Are you wearing a sombrero?

Have you been somewhere in the sun?

I was told you were in Cahoots

I didn’t believe it for a second hon.

I told them you can’t go there alone

You have to be there with someone.

ARE YOU WEARING A SPOOKY SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing a spooky sweater?

Well, there’s no attempt to hide

The ample contents so I would say

You could turn me to the dark side

DIETING TIP # 1

 

When you are alone

And you eat something

It has no calories, as long

As no one sees a thing

FAST FOOD DRIVE THROUGH’S

 

Fast food Drive through’s

I’m afraid, are a step too far

And I find them quite expensive

By the time you’ve hired a car