I can say from experience
Marriage is in no way
like prison
And the reason I say
that
Is you get far more
sex in prison
Friday, 30 September 2022
I CAN SAY FROM EXPERIENCE
WHY CAN'T YOU RUN THROUGH A CAMP?
Why can't you run through a camp?
Because that would
cause grammatical offence
You cannot run through
a camp at all
It would obviously “be
ran” because it's past tents
Wednesday, 28 September 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 246
John Cook was riding up
Shooter's Hill,
Pedalling fast
Pedestrians
scattering to avoid being killed
ARE YOU WEARING A BUSTLE?
Are you wearing a bustle?
Well, who
am I to condemn
I suppose
everyone seems normal
Until you
get to know them
MY ACUPUNCTURIST ATTACKED ME
My acupuncturist attacked me
When she
proper lost her temper
She stabbed
me with a needle
But you
know, I’ve never felt better
MY FRIEND RAVED TO ME
My friend raved to me
About his orthopaedic
shoe
But I think
he built them up
Too much in my view
ONE IN FOUR WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY
One in four women in this country
Are on meds
for mental illness
So, the rest
are running around
Undiagnosed
more or less
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